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"He always said he wanted his last words to be as pithy as possible."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Scarcity

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Go! Means NOW!

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

Six Thinking Hats

Hanging off every word...

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Max Weber

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Censorship.