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"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Robocop and Juliet.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Red hot little combo

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Sharp Eyes

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Cat Mask

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'