Qualification Admirer Gifts

400 words per minute! Is that typing or shredding?

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

First Prize!

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Red hot little combo

Sharp Eyes

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"There's the mailman!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."