Qualification Admirer Mugs

400 words per minute! Is that typing or shredding?

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

First Prize!

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Sharp Eyes

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Red hot little combo

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."