Ambition Admirer Gifts

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

You Are Here...Zeitgeist.

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"They're you. I was hoping we could do better than that."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Robocop and Juliet.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Robot walking pet robot

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

First Prize!

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."