App Admirer Gifts

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Thank God for the flashlight app!

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

'Greg Myers is very attractive. Nice apps.'

'Is generic okay?'

"If we tell millennials the brain is an app maybe they'll start using it."

"Belay the search mission. I just realized I have a find my phone app."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws