Mobile App Admirer Gifts

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Mad cleaning robot.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Red hot little combo

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"