Scribe Gifts

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Well la de da. . .

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

"That's the third time today the copier's broken down!"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"Doesn't pharisee start with a 'ph'?"

Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Monk begs with illuminated 'thank you' sign.

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Whoa...crushing the will to live and an illusion of full employment! You really are ahead of your time, Igor.'

Quill helpline

'Damn copier broke down again!'

'He wants to know what we're up to, so he cans tart demythologizing it.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"No, I'm pretty sure your two weeks notice takes effect once you finish your resignation letter."

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

A monk signs elaborately for a parcel.

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

'One of us had a vision that in the future something called eBooks will put us scribes out of business.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

Monk Mistake

Dear Abbey

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

"What do you think - is this a one-shot, or will information technology now go on and on."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."