Spirit Scribe Gifts

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Noel Coward.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Computer literate Monk

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"That's what we look like naked??"

A writer goes sailing.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"She works best in hex mode."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'