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"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

A writer goes sailing.

Computer literate Monk

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"She works best in hex mode."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Monk on PC.