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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"An everything Martini, please."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Alexander Pope

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

Computer literate Monk

Dame Edna Sitwell

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'He's going to need more bourbon.'