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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"An everything Martini, please."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Alexander Pope

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Computer literate Monk

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"...A hair of the dog...? How do you fancy a double whisker?"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'You've had enough.'