Celestial Scribe Gifts

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Local News in Heaven

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

A writer goes sailing.

Computer literate Monk

"So much for eternal rest."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'She loved me...'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

The dark side of the moon

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'