Superstitious Scribe Gifts

Fortune Teller.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Alexander Pope

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Superstitious Black Cat

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

Monk on PC.

'Don't forget to make a wish, nurse.'

'My Life, The Sequel.'

Monk with a crucifix pen.

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"What a day!"

"I didn't know Don Quixote was a republican."

Hollywood Writers Strike

Good Luck

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

'There's something wrong with my stomach.' - 'Keep your coat buttoned and nobody will notice.'

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'