Superstitious Scribe Pillows

Fortune Teller.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Alexander Pope

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Dame Edna Sitwell

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Superstitious Black Cat

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk on PC.

'Don't forget to make a wish, nurse.'

'My Life, The Sequel.'

"I didn't know Don Quixote was a republican."

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

Hollywood Writers Strike

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"What a day!"

Monk with a crucifix pen.

Good Luck

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword