Spiritual Scribe Pillows

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Noel Coward.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Waiting Room For Godot.

A writer goes sailing.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Computer literate Monk

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Monks form copier service.

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

Monk on PC.

Fortune Teller.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Commandments block.

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

'My Life, The Sequel.'

False joviality.

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner