Sentimental Scribe Pillows

Noel Coward.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

I love you.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Doctcom

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Dame Edna Sitwell

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"I agree, Glenn. The first sentence needs to hook the reader."

Trump and social media

Monk on PC.

Like Buttons

Writing a letter

Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier. Your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky". It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that yo

False joviality.

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"I didn't know Don Quixote was a republican."

Hollywood Writers Strike

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

Ink floating in a paper boat

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

"We were hit by tycoons."

"I'm not a real doctor, because I was I'd be sued for telling you this about Verocyl."