Love Letter Scribe Pillows

I love you.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Literary rain

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Fine Print Letters

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"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'It's unto thee.'