Love Letter Scribe T-Shirts

I love you.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Noel Coward.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Santa called but you were out!

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Literary rain

Fine Print Letters

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Doctcom

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Reading the love-letter

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.