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From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

'She asked him for her letters back and he wanted to know which were hers!'

'Muriel kept all my old love letters, and now she's suing me for fraud.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I love you.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Literary rain

Fine Print Letters

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Reading the love-letter

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.