Love Letter Collector Mugs

From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

'She asked him for her letters back and he wanted to know which were hers!'

'Muriel kept all my old love letters, and now she's suing me for fraud.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

I love you.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Literary rain

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."