Romantic Letter Collector T-Shirts

My University's Fundraising Department

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Literary rain

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Reading the love-letter

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Countess writes a love letter

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'It's unto thee.'