Romantic Letter Collector Prints

My University's Fundraising Department

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Literary rain

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Reading the love-letter

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

"We think it had something to do with love."

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'It's unto thee.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Countess writes a love letter