Letter Collectors Prints

'It's for you -- I think it's a chain letter.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Santa called but you were out!

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

The birth of junk mail.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Literary rain

'Here's the junk mail.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH