Postal Collector Prints

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I love Museum Shops

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Wish you were steer!

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The Great Rainbow of China