Postal Collector Mugs

Carrier Pigeons

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

I love Museum Shops

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Grrrr....'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Wish you were steer!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Snail Mail

The Great Rainbow of China