Postage Stamp Collector Mugs

"We have to get to the Post Office. They've got a big sign down there that says 'mail early'."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

I love Museum Shops

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Wish you were steer!

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Postcards from Heaven...

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Hello from the lakes!

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'