Postage Stamp Collector Mugs

"We have to get to the Post Office. They've got a big sign down there that says 'mail early'."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

I love Museum Shops

I love you.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

The birth of junk mail.

Postcards from Heaven...

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Hello from the lakes!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'