Passport Stamp Collector Mugs

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

English man talking to a French official

An American Suitcase in Paris!

Bon Voyage!

'Honey, this vacation is great but I'm going to miss my boss... would you please call me names?'

"How can you say that if you've never been there?"

"Make a lot of money."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.