Passport Collection Mugs

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Utility Chic.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"You have ice water in your veins."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Recycling Post.

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Missing Sock

My first Boyfriend.

'Damn, so close!'

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"