Passport Collection Gifts

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

The Missing Sock Returns

"I shop, therefore I am."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Utility Chic.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"You have ice water in your veins."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

My first Boyfriend.

Recycling Post.

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Damn, so close!'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Missing Sock

Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"