Collecting Paperwork Gifts

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Large print rock'n'roll section

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Groovy Baby

The birth of junk mail.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Reading the love-letter

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"