Legal Document Collector Gifts

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

"Make a lot of money."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Bearded Leftie.

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

Attorneys at law.

Cartoonists.

"It's an old photo."

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'Just because!'

World's Best Dad

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Due Diligence Man

The last will and testement...

Monster in shape of letter C.