Quirky Document Collector Gifts

The last will and testement...

Bearded Leftie.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Village store and Food museum'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Alien Computers.

Crumhorn

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

A guide to ancient instruments.

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

Octopus-bagpipes

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

An elevator has a gas gauge.

'I've...invented...the...strobe...light.'