'I wish you would go back to training elephants , Otto !'
Quirky Job Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into the eccentric charm of a job collector? Our collection offers humorous and imaginative products that honor their passion for collecting careers. From witty mugs to quirky art prints, each piece adds personality and cheer to their workspace or home. Perfect for anyone who delights in their diverse career pursuits or has a playful approach to their professional journey.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Raincloud Umbrella
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Best before 65 million BC.
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
"Things are looking up!"
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
It's great for pulling the birds!
Inflating Boobs.
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'
Quirky Job Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Job Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for quirky job lovers—bring some fun to their mornings with designs that celebrate their unique interests.
Quirky Job Collector Pillows
Our quirky pillows add personality and comfort—ideal for those who enjoy decorating with a touch of humor about their career pursuits.
Quirky Job Collector Prints
Decorate walls with vibrant, clever prints that reflect a quirky love for careers, perfect for inspiring any creative workspace or living area.
Quirky Job Collector T-Shirts
Find stylish and witty t-shirts designed for job collectors who love to express their passion with humor and creative flair.