Quirky Document Enthusiast Gifts

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Field guide to North American plumbers

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Working from home.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Monks form copier service.

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"