Quirky Document Enthusiast Pillows

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

Archival Warfare

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

Field guide to North American plumbers

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Working from home.

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Play Ball!

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

Monks form copier service.

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'