Quirky Manuscript Lover Pillows

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Fishing.

Dummies for Dummies.

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'A book very interesting'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

The pop-up book of fighters

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Field guide to North American plumbers

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

Monks form copier service.

"Hold the front page!"

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"