Quirky Document Collector Pillows

The last will and testement...

Bearded Leftie.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

'Village store and Food museum'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Alien Computers.

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

Crumhorn

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

A guide to ancient instruments.

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

Octopus-bagpipes

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

Pardon me, do you have the latest issue of WQ? WQ? Wolverines' Quarterly.

Where did you get this?...Widescreen. Squirrels gone wild. DVD. (Originally published on 2009-02-08).

An elevator has a gas gauge.