Document Lover Pillows

Big Bang Theory.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kirsten Johnson

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."