Founding Document Enthusiasts Pillows

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Archival Warfare

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Doo inc..can and no can.

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

Files.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Monk Mistake

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'We've uncovered your birth certificate,'

'Netflix and Chilcot?'

Know Your Level

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Monks form copier service.

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Oh, but I did file your tax return, Mr. Slinkmeyer! Right here, under 'T'!'

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.