Documentation Devotee Pillows

"Can I have a receipt?"

"I started to add anecdotal notes about each student's behavior to my grade book. Now the book is too heavy to life."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I forgot the question.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Michael Moore

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Brian works in stem cell research

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."