Desk Devotee Pillows

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Desk sale

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Television Readers.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Working 9 to 5.

Office Ergonomics.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'Wow, my own desk!'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

International House of Paperwork

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Still Here

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"I'm an assistance dog."

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'