Desk Dining Devotee Pillows

Sushi

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Working 9 to 5.

"Expense account or regular?"

Office Ergonomics.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"A votre sante!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Just a drop."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"