Standing Desk Devotee Pillows

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Working 9 to 5.

Office Ergonomics.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Wow, my own desk!'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Working Vacation.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

International House of Paperwork

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Still Here

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Dun Decking

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Lohengrin

Desk sale

"I'm an assistance dog."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

Director of Lateral Thinking

Standup... Nihilist

Reception often dictates reality.