Desk Job Devotee Pillows

"Got your e-mail, thanks."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

International House of Paperwork

"Push the paper, Sean. Never pull."

"I shuffle the papers that ordinary, everyday Americans won't."

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

Working 9 to 5.

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Finger on the Z Key

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Inkwell Genie.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'