Desk Job Worker Pillows

"I work Tokyo hours from London for a San Francisco based company with team members in New York and Honolulu."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'Just ignore John - He gets that Friday feeling early Monday morning.'

'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'

'Actually, I don't know who this is. They came with the frame.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Hundreds of Work Reminders

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

"I must be getting more work. That's my new paperweight."

"We would like you to do away with this tray."

"I can't help but feel I'm destined for something greater than having a job."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

Man on a computer inside another man's chest.

Federal Bureau of Statistics: 'Well, hey! This is my 250,000 cup of coffee since I started working here!'

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

'Sorry, but your computer turned down your bonus.'

'One cubicle has made a unilateral declaration of independence.'

In, out box.

Information Manager

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Out and In.

Working hours.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."