Desk Job Holder Pillows

A rock, a hard place.

Officer Worker Evolution

"I rolled out those lazy crazy hazy days of summer. They said go home and put on a suit."

"It's pretty slow here. Can you call back when I'm busy?"

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"Oh dear...the last 480 minutes of the working day are everlasting..."

In the office of the future your desk will be motorised for even greater efficiency.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"Ever felt as though you're in Life's spam folder?"

"Must be 5 o'clock, eh?"

"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Morning, all!"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Time for More Paperwork

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."