A rock, a hard place.
Desk Job Holder Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for someone with a desk job? Our collection offers fun and thoughtful products that celebrate the daily grind. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints, you'll find something to make their workday brighter. Perfect for bosses, coworkers, or the hardworking desk jockey in your life.
Officer Worker Evolution
"I rolled out those lazy crazy hazy days of summer. They said go home and put on a suit."
"It's pretty slow here. Can you call back when I'm busy?"
'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'
"Oh dear...the last 480 minutes of the working day are everlasting..."
In the office of the future your desk will be motorised for even greater efficiency.
"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."
"Ever felt as though you're in Life's spam folder?"
"Must be 5 o'clock, eh?"
"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Out and In.
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
"Morning, all!"
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
Time for More Paperwork
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
Desk Job Holder Gifts Collection
Desk Job Holder Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs specially designed for desk job holders — great for inspiring mornings and adding humor to the workspace.
Desk Job Holder Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows to add comfort and personality to any workspace or lounge area — ideal for desk job enthusiasts who need a break.
Desk Job Holder Prints
Explore our vibrant prints that bring humor and inspiration to any office or home workspace, perfect for desk job lovers who value style and personality.
Desk Job Holder T-Shirts
Check out our range of fun and stylish t-shirts, perfect for the desk-bound professional who likes to keep it casual and humorous.