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Desk Employee Gifts
Looking for a gift for a desk employee? Find clever, humorous, and thoughtful items that brighten up their workspace. Whether it’s for a coworker, boss, or yourself, our collection makes desk work more fun and inspiring.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
Overworked in the office
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Meat Grinder
Parade of Businessmen
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
'He's an expendable.'
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Finger on the Z Key
"He said his screen is frozen again."
Inkwell Genie.
"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."
Whack, Out of Whack.
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."
"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"
"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"
'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'
'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'
Desk Employee Gifts Collection
Desk Employee Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs perfect for desk employees—funny, witty, and designed to make every coffee break brighter.
Desk Employee Pillows
Explore our pillows designed for desk workers—bring comfort and a smile to long hours with these humorous accents.
Desk Employee Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate desk life—quirky, funny, and a great way to add personality to any office space.
Desk Employee T-Shirts
Find your perfect desk employee t-shirt—playful, witty, and crafted to celebrate daily grind with a sense of humor.