Desk Work Gifts

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Whack, Out of Whack.

Slam Dunking the Outtray

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Out and In.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Working hours.

"Morning, all!"