Desk Work Pillows

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Whack, Out of Whack.

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Out and In.

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Here and There Trays

Working hours.

"Morning, all!"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.